The Deserted Phone by Rhino GTA: San Andreas

*Don DON! (creepy music)*
*desert winds*
*an old circle bush rolling with the wind (like in those cowboy movies)*
*RING! RING*
*CJ steps toward the phone*
*The ringing stops*
*CJ leaves*
*Rings again*
*CJ Runs*
*picks up*
Morpheus: "Hello CJ!"
CJ: "Hey, Who the f*** is this?"
Morpheus: "You are the one."
CJ: "O I better be...wait...one for what? The one that will have sex with a billion women?"
Morpheus: "No...you are the main character."
CJ: "Huh?"
Morpheus: "You see CJ, you've been searching for your mother's killer for the last few months. I've been playing with you for those couple of months.
It's really fun!"
CJ: "Ew gross, ur one sick-twisted mother f*****!"
Morpheus: "Not that playing, you see you are in a video game CJ"
CJ: "What?!!" *pukes*
Morpheus: "Breath CJ! Breath! But you think that's air your breathing?"

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jon767892

Aug 2, 2012, 04:43 pm

that is funny a shit

Xegetical

Jun 27, 2010, 02:39 pm

That was a good "Robo-Chicken" style parody. Short, simple, and funny. It isn't meant to be taking so seriously people. (FAN! - fiction) If you didn't think it was funny, okay. I thought it was a gut-BUSTER! Keep doing you, Rhino.

catdouch

Jun 22, 2009, 05:18 pm

zz puke zz puke!!