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Phil Cassidy - Little Haiti
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-> You can play missions for Phil Cassidy after completing
the mission The Job
Gun Runner
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$2000
Difficulty: Medium
There's a Mexican gun-runner doing his weekly run right now. You'll have to
ram his hardware off the back of his trucks so you have some nice weapons, and
then kill him for Phil. There are a few tricks that make this mission quite
easy. The first one is to get some firepower before you start. This can be a
Minigun, a Rocket Launcher, or a chopper with a gun. This can be either the
sea-sparrow that spawns at the back of Vercetti Estate as soon as you've collected
80 hidden packages, or one of the Hunters. A Hunter will appear at Fort Baxter
Air Base when you've completed all storyline missions ór when you've
collected 100 hidden packages. A second Hunter will appear at the helipad in
Ocean Beach when you've completed all storyline missions ánd when you've
collected 100 hidden packages.
There are two groups of two trucks marked on your radar. Go to the group that's
South of the other group, and destroy the trucks. Simply blow them up with your
Minigun or Rocket Launcher, or use the weapons on your heli if you're flying
one. Don't forget to kill the drivers, in case they escape. The weapons from
the trucks have dropped. Here's the trick: pick up only one of the weapons,
but not both! Although the radar will only show the position of the weapon(s)
now, just go towards the Ammu-Nation in the North to see the second group. Destroy
them also. Pick up one of the weapons (watch out for cops if you have a one
or two wanted-star level). You'll now get a message that the Mexican's called
for back up. Four guys on Faggio's
(those stupid scooter-bikes) will come in and try to kill you. Don't worry though,
they won't reach you yet, so just pick up the third weapon and get back into
your vehicle. Go back to the position of the last weapon you'll have to pick
up (it's marked on your radar). If you encounter the guys on the Faggio's, just
try to ram them off their bikes or kill them using the drive-by method. You
will earn $100 bonus for each kill. If they are all dead it will give you more
then enough time to get out of your vehicle and pick up the last weapon. Just
keep in mind that the enemies will keep respawning, and it's not really necessary
to kill them, since they will stop hunting you after you've picked up the last
weapon and completed the mission. Once you've got all the weapons and the drivers
of the trucks are dead the mission is completed. [up]
Boomshine Saigon
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$4000
Difficulty: Easy
You will see Phil, under influence of boomshine, doing something not so smart
in the intro scene. Some explosions go off, and Phil gets wounded pretty badly
(it looks kind of funny though :-). You'll have to drive him to the nearest
hospital - marked on your radar - as fast as you can, because Phil isn't going
to live forever. You are pretty dizzy though, so it won't be an easy drive.
There's not much to tell about this mission. Just try not to make your turns
too wide, only press your arrow-keys moderately. Be very carefull, and try to
drive in a straight line as much as possible, correcting your route by tapping
your left and right arrow keys. Stop the Patriot in the purple marker in front
of the hospital. Phil doesn't want to go, he thinks it's dangerous because of
cops. He has another idea: he knows an ex-army surgeon who owns him a couple
of favors who can help him. He doesn't live too far away. Just keep driving
carefully to it, and drop Phil off. [up]
-> Phil's Place asset completed, new weapons available
to purchase from Phil's Place
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Umberto Robina / Cubans
- Little Havana
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-> You can play missions for Umberto Robina / the
Cubans after completing the mission Two Bit Hit for Avery Carrington
Stunt Boat Challenge
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$1000
Difficulty: Easy-Medium
In order to prove yourself to the Cubans, you must show you have big cojones,
by beating a 3 minute time limit in a stunt boat race. It's somewhat the same
as the mission Checkpoint Charlie,
but you have 3 minutes now and there are 26 checkpoints. You will also be steering
a slower boat which makes it easier to handle. There are five jumps to take,
but they shouldn't be a problem, since nowhere there will be multiple jumps
after eachother, and you can steer the boat in a straight line quite easily
to take them. There's nothing else I can say about this mission that I haven't
said in the Checkpoint Charlie
mission, so read the instructions for that mission if you can't seem to
pass this mission. [up]
-> You can now take secondary missions from Auntie
Poulet / the Haitians
Cannon Fodder
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$2000
Difficulty: Medium
Guess what? There's a fight between the Cubans and the Haitians, and Umberto
wants you to back the guys up. You will get four guys along with you. You want
to have a Colt with at least 90 bullets and a Sniper Rifle. A Rocket Launcher
is optional. Then you will need to get a car where all four of you fit in. Do
not bother to take a fast car, just get the first four-door-car that you see,
and get in. The three Cubans will come out of the café and get in. Just
drive to the spot marked on your radar. Although you get a message during the
ride saying Little Haiti will be swarming with Haitians trying to even the score
with the Cubans, I didnt encounter many Haitians during the ride everytime I
played the mission. Park your car in the purple marker once you arrive at the
right spot.
You will see a brief cutscene, in which you see a group of Cubans fighting
a group of Haitians. Happily, most of the Haitians are standing behind a car.
Easiest thing to do is to destroy the car by either using your Rocket Launcher
or Colt. Don't approach yet: it's likely that one or two of them have survived
the blast, plus some new guys will come in from the left. Kill them too, then
continue, and watch how some Cubans are being killed by a sniper. Don't worry:
new reinforcements will come in to back you up. Now select your own Sniper Rifle,
zoom in, and kill the bastard. It doesn't really matter wether the sniper-guy
sees you or not, but if you don't kill him immediately he will kill some of
the Cubans.
You will now run into a new group of Haitians. Just kill them all with your
Colt, and enter a large area. This will be the most difficult part of the mission.
There will be a red van filled with drugs on the right, and a large group of
Haitians.
First of all mow all the Haitians within the purple circle in
the picture above down with your Colt. Then try to kill some of the others.
Do not worry about killing them all: new Haitians will keep respawning from
the building marked by the A. Get into the van as fast as possible, and
get out. You will have a two-star wanted level by now. There will be some new
Haitians guarding the entrance of the place, but you can just overrun them.
Now drive back to Café Robina carefully, the police shouldn't really
be a problem. [up]
Navel Engagement
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$4000
Difficulty: Medium
The war between the Cubans and the Haitians continues, and this time you'll
need to kill a lot of Haitians to obtain three briefcases with drugs. There's
going to be a lot of shooting in this mission, so do yourself a favor and get
a Colt if you haven't, and a Rocket Launcher with two or three rockets. Also
pick up some armor, 100% armor is not unnecessary in this mission.
Once equipped, go and visit Rico, who will bring you to the Haitians with a
speed boat. Select your Rocket Launcher before you walk into the purple marker,
so you can access it immediately after the cutscene. In this part of the mission
you will need to kill all the Haitians on the boats (so don't bother to shoot
the other ones in the middle). Simply blow up their boats with your Rocket Launcher.
Rico will now drop you off so you can kill the other Haitians and grab the briefcases.
Take cover right after the cutscene ended behind a wall to your left, since
you will be heavily attacked.
Hide behind this wall, and kill the Haitians without showing too much of yourself
Now kill the Haitians one by one. Their positions are: two of them are very
close to the entrance of the garden. One is on the left side of the villa, another
one on the right side. There's also one on the roof. Then there are four men
in the middle, from who one is a little bit hidden, so don't forget about him.
Once they are dead you can collect the three briefcases. The first one is on
the pier. Now walk into the garden and collect the other two. As soon as you
grab the third, you will see a brief cutscene in which two Haitians kill Rico
and his boat. You will get a four-star wanted level after this cutscene, and
since your boat is destroyed you must find a way to get back to the Café
Robina without getting killed. But before you do that, you should kill the two
Haitians, since they will be shooting at you.
Now run past the left side of the mansion, and get inside the Landstalker
that is parked in front of it as fast as possible. Drive away, and turn left
as soon as you hit the road. Indeed, you are on Starfish Island. It's not that
difficult to escape, just drive to Vercetti Estate (which is very close), and
park your car in front of the large stairs. Run inside, get to the roof and
fly away in the helicopter. Now find a way to lose your four stars. You could
land just in front of a Pay 'n Spray, steal the first car you see and drive
into it, or fly to Sunshine Auto's, steal a car from the showroom and drive
into the Pay 'n Spray at the back of it. The easiest thing to do is to search
for police badges. There are several in Vice City, and you should be able to
find at least two of them. Once you've found one just lower the heli, and pick
it up. Once you've picked up two police badges it shouldn't be too hard anymore
to get into a car and drive into a Pay 'n Spray. Or you could just change clothes
somewhere. You don't even have to lose the two stars, you'll probably make it
back to Café Robina anyway. Once you're back at Café Robina the
mission is completed. [up]
Trojan Voodoo
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$10000
Difficulty: Medium
Time to blow up the Haitians' processing plant, together with your sidekick
Pepe and some other Cubans. To get into the factory, you'll need to steal a
Voodoo car. There are plenty of them driving around in Little Haiti, so get
one (you might want to take the one near Auntie Poulet's house, since it is
empty), and drive to the spot marked on the radar. Also don't forget to carry
a Colt with some ammo (also a Colt can be found near Auntie Poulet's house).
Follow your companions after a brief cutscene into the same small alley as in
Cannon Fodder. Then drive into the place. Here's a usefull tip: shoot any Haitians
you see already using the drive-by method. No alarm will go off, no other Haitians
will come to you, so you can easily kill them as long as you stay in the car.
There's one Haitian at the gate, and two more are just walking around a little
further. There's also one on the roof (probably a sniper again), but you simply
can't kill him (yet). Don't worry, he only stands there for the show, and he
won't harm you. Drive into the open area (see also the mission Cannon Fodder),
but don't drive into the purple marker yet. First kill the two Haitians (near
the grey doors) you see by using the drive-by method again. Once they are dead
drive into the purple marker, get out, and go slowly inside. By entering step
by step you can easily take out the Haitians that are inside one by one. They
won't even see you if you do it this way. There are 6 of them inside, including
one upstairs. After they're dead you will have a two-star wanted level, but
the police won't enter the place so it makes no difference.
It's now time to plant the bombs. Plant the first one upstairs, by just walking
into the purple marker. A 45 second timer will now start, meaning you'll have
to plant the other two bombs and get out of the place within this timelimit.
Plant the second bomb below the first one, and the last bomb near the entrance.
Now run away. You will notice a new Haitian has entered the place and has closed
the gate. Don't worry though, just kill him, and turn to your righ at the gate.
Now run forward, and again turn to your right. You will find a stair that leads
to the roofs of some buildings. Once you've reached these roofs you are safe,
and you will see the bombs go off.
The arrow points to the stairs that will take you to the roofs
If you haven't got a Minigun yet, and if you have enough armor (health can
be found next to the stairs) left, you can go back to collect a Minigun. It's
a little tricky though to get it though, since you'll have to make some difficult
jumps to reach it, and new Haitians will keep respawning from now on. [up]
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Auntie Poulet / Haitians
- Little Haiti
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-> You can play missions for Auntie Poulet / the Haitians
after completing the mission Stunt Boat Challenge for Umberto Robina / the Cubans
Juju Scramble
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$1000
Difficulty: Medium-Hard
The Cubans have been telling to the police where Auntie Poulet has been stashing
her powders. You have to collect three briefcases of drugs before the police
do, and return them to Auntie Poulet. You will need 100 health and 100 armor
in this mission, weapons are not necessary. You will also want to have a good
car, like a Cheetah or Infernus. The Patriot at Phil's Place is also a good
choice. Get in your car after the mission briefing and drive to the location
of the first briefcase. Park your car next to the building the briefcase is
on, facing East.
Park your car next to the building; the arrow points to the stairs that lead
to the roof
Get to the roof by using the stairs on the right side of the building.
Then grab the briefcase while standing in the direction of the road. You will
see a cutscene in which two SWAT members from the roof behind you come in. As
soon as the cutscene is over run directly off the roof, jump in your car and
drive away. You will have a two-star wanted level now, plus a one minute time
limit to pick up the second briefcase.
Drive to the spot where the second briefcase is. Stop next to
it, get out, and pick it up. A new SWAT member will appear. Get in your car
again as fast as possible and drive away. You have a four-star wanted level
now and a new minute for the third briefcase, but don't panic yet. Drive to
the North after picking up the second briefcase, but don't make the turn at
the end of the road. If you keep driving forward you will find a soft road with
a police bribe, which lowers your wanted-star level to three.
Drive over the police bribe to lower your wanted-star level
Drive past Auntie Poulets house, go left, and drive past Kaufman
Cabs. Keep following the road when it turns East, and you will find your third
briefcase in a gap on the left side of the road. The police is probably already
waiting there, so drive into the gap, get out, pick it up quickly, and drive
away. You will have a five-star wanted level now, but don't panic: Auntie Poulet's
hideout is not far away. If you flip your car on the way back, or if it starts
burning, simply get out and run and jump to Auntie Poulet. This is where your
armor will be very useful, since the SWAT members shoot with heavy weapons.
Once back at Auntie Poulet's house you've completed the mission,
but you'll only receive $1000 for your hard work. [up]
Bombs Away!
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$2000
Difficulty: Medium
This is my favourite mission. The Cubans have fast boats which they use to
transport drugs over the seas. Auntie wants you to blow up these boats and kill
all the Cubans involved by using RC planes that can drop bombs.
Drive to the van near the water that contains three RC planes, and get in.
You will now be able to steer the RC planes. It's not that hard to fly them,
just use the same keys for driving motorbikes. The plane will go up when pressing
the 'lean back' button. You can use almost the same tricks as described in the
mission Dildo Dodo. There are
three boats that need to be destroyed, plus two Cubans that are standing on
the land.
Be very careful with the first bomb you throw: the Cubans will be alarmed by
it and try to get away. Try to approach the boats while flying low - not too
low though, or you will also blow yourself up -, and try to throw the first
bomb somewhere in between the boats. Most likely this will blow up two boats.
The Cubans will get in the third one and get away, but don't chase them yet.
First return to the place and blow up the Cuban
Hermes that is parked there, or else one of the Cubans will try to get away
in it, and you'll have to chase him.
Now you are there anyway, also try to blow up the two Cubans that are standing
near the car. Once they are dead focus on the boat that got away. Try to fly
in the same line as the boat, and lower your plane by releasing the gas-button.
Fly low over it, then drop the bomb. This might take a few tries. Don't worry
about the Cubans shooting at you, they won't hit you much.
Once all Cubans are dead and all boats are destroyed you've succesfully finished
the mission. [up]
Dirty Lickin's
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$5000
Difficulty: Easy-Medium
A war has been started between the Cubans and the Haitians, but they have no
guns. And because you're sure the Cubans are going to cheat, you're going to
do the same by sniping some Haitians from a distance while they are fighting
on the streets.
Arrow A points to the roof you'll have to be on, arrow B points to the place
where the fight is going on
The only thing you need in this mission is either a Minigun or Rocket Launcher
(about 4 rockets will do). Across the street where the Cubans and Haitians are
fighting is a large building on which you can stand to snipe the Cubans. At
the back of the building are stairs that lead you to the roof. Once you are
on the roof walk into the purple marker and snipe some Cubans, until you get
the message "Look out! The Cubans have brought reinforcements. Kill them
all!!". Now switch to your Minigun or Rocket Launcher, and watch out for
a black van coming from the South-West. Destroy it. You're not done yet: from
the East a group of six Cubans will run into the battlefield. Launch a rocket
at them or spray them down with your Minigun. Finish any other Cubans that are
left, and you've earned yourself $5000,-. [up]
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